Best Giveaway ever. That would be so great.
 
2 days weather forcast is up 2 u. it would be cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy & sunny if u smile! SO lets have a happy sunny day 2gether.
 
:)

Thou are truly epic!

Was typing this on Ipod, so here is a gif link.

Playing ANY scary game.
http://chzgifs.files.word...04/funny-gifs-nope.gif

Very gracious of you!
 

Wow, awesome givaway by you! Now to the funny.
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
 
Dam.
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There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
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Corny but i still laughed at them.
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I also thought this was kinda funny.
 

 

Why did Sandy Bridge cross the road?
 
Because he was trying to keep up with Ivy Bridge!
 
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

Very nice of you :)
 

This would be epic if I were to win it, as it would be used for my dad as a Father's Day present :D  Anyway, lemme see if I can come up with something funny...
 
How about this:
"I present to you... Meowhammed!"

thanks for the give away
as for funny wow too bad for me too many error 10 in this world

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Great contest. For my entry.
 
There are 10 people in the world, Programmers and everyone else.

Good luck everyone

What a generous contest, thanks so much for doing it!
 

 
G'luck everyone! =]

 

@ OP  Giveaway is just, wow.
 
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Big props for doing this..
 
Funny is a fickle thing:
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 

Gently placing your finger on someones lips and saying "shhh, not another word" is romantic.. but cops don't seem to think so.

Great giveaway, thought this would be a little more chaotic!
Well in the words of Pinkie Pie "Hold on a second! Eternal Chaos comes with chocolate rain you guys, chocolate rain."

 
Also a candle joke
 
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.

"Hello," said the Father, "And hows Mrs. O'Donovan, didn't I marry you and your husband two years ago?"

"You did that, Father."

"And are there any little ones yet?"

"No, not yet, Father." Said she.

"Well now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you."

"Why thank you, Father. How kind of you to think of us." And away she went.

A few years later they met again.

"Well now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are you?"

"Oh, very well," said she.

"And tell me," he said, "have you any little ones yet?"

"Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles--ten in all."

"Now isn't that wonderful," he said. "and how is your lovely husband?"

"Oh," she said, "he's over in Rome to blow that bloody candle out!"
 

  
 

I have to honestly say that the replies that I've read have been pretty funny for one, and pretty much "adult" as I would call them. Glad to see a community of people that have some educating. 

Dude this is amazing! Thanks for putting up the giveaway!
I thought this was funny :) http://www.google.com/img...HcQ9QEwDg&dur=6204

Cool prize :)

The following is an actual question given on a UNiversity of Washington chem mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with his colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law - gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed - or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a souls gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionally as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh my God."

Wow you're amazing!!
 
A guy walks up to a girl and says if you were sin^2 and I were cosine^2
 
Together we would be 1

Why Don't Pirates eat corn on the cob, Because their a Buck an ear 

Cool idea for a contest!


Bahaha

Here goes.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
GoodLuck all!
~KF

Half Life 3 Weapon  

Thanks for the give away bro...Very kind of you.
Heres a couple from me.
 

Q. Where can men over 50 find younger sexy women who are interest in them?
A. Try a bookstore under fiction!

Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!

Did everyone just noticed that I won in the giveaway?

woo i want this so bad
your so nice for doing this
i will try and post some thing funny but i never win
My computer has a language
That is foreign to me
It speaks of RAM and Gigabytes
And what could ROM be!

I don't understand the Windows
My computer says are there
Nor the Gem Clip at the side of my page
With eyes that blink and stare!

I don't understand the cures
That maintenance wizards do
It's called defragmenter, scan disk,
And virus cleaning too!

Yet, computer and I work hand and eye
With a mouse to translate
The tasks that I want it to do
While it points out my mistakes!

Moses troll