For all the great advice and fun times ive had on the forums, im gonna give one user a new system. 
 
I5 3570k
Z77 ASUS Motherboard
8gb DDR3 
1tb Hard Drive
HD7850
Windows 7 Home Premium
 
 
If your interested in it, please post a funny message in this thread, ill use a random number picker to choose the winner in 1 week. Please know how to assemble before entering, i will be shipping the parts to you. If u win u pick the case but under 60 please

Dude your the kewlest person i have ever meet.  Btw im just dumb founded on what to say.  Thats pertty bad huh.  Oh hell im a moron for not knowing what to say.  But hey good luck to someone.  Just wow.
 
 
Ok i got a joke for you i got from my grandpa.  Now mine you my grandpa is a full time christion.  I and im am too but this is funny coming from an old timer. 
 
Here it goes.
 
I young blonde was out playing golf for her first time.  She steps up to the te and begains to hit the ball.   Off down in the bottom of the hill is an old man that is trying to chip to the green.  The blond yells fore.   The old man is struck by the ball and falls down.  The young woman runs down and says im sorry and
tells the elder man that it will be ok, i am a nurse.   Well some time goes by and the nurse ask the old man is that better.  The old man replys yes but my arm still hurts.
 
I hope you all enjoy that. It got me when my grandpa told me this. 

Wow dude, that is ridiculously generous! There is a subforum for this though :) "Community Giveaways" No doubt this will be moved. 
 
(Edited out for being Political)

This is what I have.
 
 

 

Wow that's mighty generous of you.  As for something funny...
 
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

Why do they call seagulls seagulls...
 
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

dude you rock for doing this, someone will enjoy it with that said hows this for funny:
 
you dont have to ship it ill come and get it

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they (Deleted for Language/Next time warning) up I'll just hit them all at once.
 
hope i win, ++rep.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
 
Mark Twain

Wow awesome!
 
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

You are awesome Candle! 
 
Onto the funny message...
 
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
 

+1 on all

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

 


 
Also sir you are awesome ^^ 

2 guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks!
 
Anyway, awesome giveaway man. I have a niece turning 16 that is starting to get into PC's. (hard to keep her off mine haha) GL all!

Nice one Candle!
 
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

WOW! Awesome! Thanks for your kindness.  
 
My friend forgot her laptop on my floor and my grandma thought it was
a scale, conclusion my grandma weighs 950 dollars.
 

very nice bro
 
Energizer bunny arrested,charged with battery

Awesome giveaway!
 
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cause it was dead

Wow, very generous!
 
love the Chuck Norris funnies so:
 
When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun wears sun glasses.

Wow thats really cool that you would do that for someone
 
I will contribute this picture which I edited but I am sure you can figure it out  
 
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Found this one online ;)
You know your a geek when... you try to shoo a fly away from your computer screen with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary

Dang man, your awesome. I would kill to have a current gen build. This picture cannot be explained

Very Generous candle_86
Good Luck everyone  
  
Pic deleted for being Political: 
  
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WOW Candle this is very kind of you to give this away to the community.  I wish everyone luck.  Eh now for the funny...
 
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
 
Its butt 
 
 
 

Wow your awsome here it goes.
 
 
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
 
A: None. It's a hardware problem

Thankfully, there are still a few people that want to make a difference.
That's a nice system!

Something funny?
 

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!
 
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
 
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong
 
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
 
this is great man.  thanks for doing it!

Humm,
 Isn't that funny that I can't be funny when I want to be funny? Then I am funny when I don't think about it and it just comes by itself.  ;)

This has to be the nicest giveaway ever. Lets see...
 
I'd love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code... 

Thank you for your amazing donation to the community!
 
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.