Tell us your best April Fools...

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Darron)

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:44:15 GMT

Satsujinki

Saturday night I was at a party with some friends from college, lots of drinking and blurred vision. At some point in the night as I was getting ready to go to bed, I know I called and talked to my girlfriend, as she was having her own girl's night out.

Honestly I have a vague recollection of what we discussed, standard "how was your night" "did you make it home alright" that jazz, but nothing heavy, but to be frank that's only an educated guess at best, I honestly can't recall.

This morning I get up, and start to collect the memories of the night before and look at my phone where the text messages from me and her ended on a particularly incomplete note. I talk to her and mention I had a spotty memory and she goes "So you don't remember what we talked about?" I bring up what memory I do have, but from her reactions it seems like I was missing something, something big.

"I can't believe you <insert my name here>, you really forgot?" Was the first line that confused me, and sitting in my living room with a slacked jaw and confused expression did nothing to defuse her from furrowing her brow and glaring at me with an honestly offended expression, as if I had just hit her dog and asked her to pay for the scratched up paint.

"No seriously, what am I forgetting?" I say as I begin searching through the fog of my memory, drawing nothing but a complete blank. "Really? You're being serious with me right? You don't remember at all? This is cruel, even for you!" She exclaims, near tears at this point, stepping back as the distance between our hearts begins to expand at a cosmic rate.

I had never known fear and confusion like I did then. I could have sworn our conversation was standard, was getting lunch Tuesday after work really that important to her?

Now I've gone into boyfriend panic mode, stuttering over my speech to try and quell the emotional wreck that is my short significant other, as she reaches back with her hand extended and slaps me cleanly across the face. If you ask me, I think my jaw actually shifted two inches to the left.

"I hate you! I never want to speak to you again!" She yells as she heads for the door with small teardrops falling from her eyes. In sheer panic, and riding on the winds of utmost confusion, I make after her, honestly having no idea what's going on.

I stumble through the front door and out into the bright lights of the daytime, which for anyone who has had the unfortunate event of being hung over, might as well as had been a sea of fire to my senses.

I don't think I noticed the flashing at first, but the sound of her camera making the little digital shutter sound because cell phone cameras don't actually make that sound loud enough to be audible as it is, shot through my ear as her laughter punched me into falling on my back against the wall.

"April Fool's!" She exclaims, as I realize why I hate my girlfriend sometimes.

long story bro funny but long

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (spitfire5792)

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:59:42 GMT

krane

Well hows this? I got married on April Fools Day 15 years ago, I always tell my wife it's because our marrage is a joke. She still doesn't find it funny.

Bahahah

My classic favorite is rubber band the sink sprayer thing so when someone turns it on they get hosed. Usually takes a bit for them to realize whats going on. Also if you know someone with a coffee mug they always use, wake up a bit before them and coat the rim with something the same color as the mug I did sharpies once, trust me they were juicy and yeah they take a sip, boy is that funny. Or my other favorite but slightly cruel (college does that sometimes). While they are asleep you dump flour all over them, wait for them to awake.

Also seniors in my High School while I was a junior coated one teachers classroom in over 36000 post-it notes lol, every inch, no joke....haha see what I did there.

ANd finally I played the best trick on Haskill this year. Dressed up all cleanly, told him we were going to a dinner with my family, brought him to Xidilian, boy was he upset MUAHAHAHHA

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (mistermister)

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:49:40 GMT

yellow__fever

April 1st
Step 1: Find empty mayonnaise jar
Step 2: Fill with vanilla pudding
Step 3: Eat ravenously on public transit
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

OR
Step 1: Buy large white onions
Step 2: Cover in candy apple coating
Step 3: Pass out "Candy Apples"
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

Step 4 is making a video of it and having it go viral on youtube.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (krane)

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:48:04 GMT

Well hows this? I got married on April Fools Day 15 years ago, I always tell my wife it's because our marrage is a joke. She still doesn't find it funny.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Remorce)

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:43:04 GMT

Sounds like something my girlfriend would pull. Infact, she has done something similar before lol.

I feel your pain.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (direraptor22)

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:01:17 GMT

^^ What a good actress LOL. She got you good there

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Satsujinki)

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:40:55 GMT

Saturday night I was at a party with some friends from college, lots of drinking and blurred vision. At some point in the night as I was getting ready to go to bed, I know I called and talked to my girlfriend, as she was having her own girl's night out.

Honestly I have a vague recollection of what we discussed, standard "how was your night" "did you make it home alright" that jazz, but nothing heavy, but to be frank that's only an educated guess at best, I honestly can't recall.

This morning I get up, and start to collect the memories of the night before and look at my phone where the text messages from me and her ended on a particularly incomplete note. I talk to her and mention I had a spotty memory and she goes "So you don't remember what we talked about?" I bring up what memory I do have, but from her reactions it seems like I was missing something, something big.

"I can't believe you <insert my name here>, you really forgot?" Was the first line that confused me, and sitting in my living room with a slacked jaw and confused expression did nothing to defuse her from furrowing her brow and glaring at me with an honestly offended expression, as if I had just hit her dog and asked her to pay for the scratched up paint.

"No seriously, what am I forgetting?" I say as I begin searching through the fog of my memory, drawing nothing but a complete blank. "Really? You're being serious with me right? You don't remember at all? This is cruel, even for you!" She exclaims, near tears at this point, stepping back as the distance between our hearts begins to expand at a cosmic rate.

I had never known fear and confusion like I did then. I could have sworn our conversation was standard, was getting lunch Tuesday after work really that important to her?

Now I've gone into boyfriend panic mode, stuttering over my speech to try and quell the emotional wreck that is my short significant other, as she reaches back with her hand extended and slaps me cleanly across the face. If you ask me, I think my jaw actually shifted two inches to the left.

"I hate you! I never want to speak to you again!" She yells as she heads for the door with small teardrops falling from her eyes. In sheer panic, and riding on the winds of utmost confusion, I make after her, honestly having no idea what's going on.

I stumble through the front door and out into the bright lights of the daytime, which for anyone who has had the unfortunate event of being hung over, might as well as had been a sea of fire to my senses.

I don't think I noticed the flashing at first, but the sound of her camera making the little digital shutter sound because cell phone cameras don't actually make that sound loud enough to be audible as it is, shot through my ear as her laughter punched me into falling on my back against the wall.

"April Fool's!" She exclaims, as I realize why I hate my girlfriend sometimes.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (direraptor22)

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:07:50 GMT

Today at work, I went around telling people they had a hole in their pants... right between the YOU KNOW what! Then I'd say that I'd point it out to them but don't wanna get my hands there for totally understandable reasons. So all I saw was people reaching back behind them and then I'd tell them to stop fingering themselves

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Madrias)

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:45:17 GMT

Well, let's see.

Today, I've currently:
-Put Habanero pepper in Dad's soda
-annoyed people in Moose's TeamSpeak with a voice changer
-Plastic wrapped Dad's keyboard
-hid the toilet paper and wrapped my own roll of sandpaper on it.
-and put a whoopie cushion in Dad's car. One of those nice self-resetting ones. So it'll go off tomorrow, too.

Oh, and picked 4 random people to bombard with PM's earlier this morning...

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Charger4lif)

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:50:55 GMT

i put suramic wrap over the toilet so they would poop and it wouldn't go in XD

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (farthestkris)

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:45:39 GMT

mine was This time around. i Messed with the ECU on my dads car so it wouldnt start

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (donald trump)

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:29:17 GMT

Did this to my dad today, this isn't the actual picture but it's very similar :D

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (wrinvert)

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 00:28:59 GMT

pretending i give a crap... oh wait thats everyday.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Remorce)

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 00:00:30 GMT

My girlfriend and I just changed our status to "engaged". (we're still in highschool) 20 likes so far and about 8 comments and many texts. Can't wait till this afternoon.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (z999z3mystorys)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:58:17 GMT

http://www.legitreviews.com/news/12752/

:)

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (emepror)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:50:29 GMT

see the funny thing about that....is that google could probably already do that

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (James_L)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 22:06:16 GMT

http://www.google.com/racing/

^^ best so far that I have seen right now.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (voodoo do-er)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:49:45 GMT

Nereus

When I was about 13 there was only one school bus that would come past in the mornings to take us to school. If you missed it, you got in a lot of trouble. April Fools morning we were sitting there waiting for the bus (about 10 of us), and the bus comes over the hill and accelerates straight past us, with the driver flipping us off and laughing as he went past, along with about half a busload of kids.

A few minutes later a second bus came and picked us up - they actually got the extra bus just so they could pull the joke on us. Was pretty funny at the time.

thats cold

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (vyidan)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:45:43 GMT

its your birthday..april fools! but no it really is and then they thinking im trying to get them back!

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Nereus)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:27:20 GMT

When I was about 13 there was only one school bus that would come past in the mornings to take us to school. If you missed it, you got in a lot of trouble. April Fools morning we were sitting there waiting for the bus (about 10 of us), and the bus comes over the hill and accelerates straight past us, with the driver flipping us off and laughing as he went past, along with about half a busload of kids.

A few minutes later a second bus came and picked us up - they actually got the extra bus just so they could pull the joke on us. Was pretty funny at the time.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Mystikalrush)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:12:13 GMT

The World's First True Fully-Realized Circumcranial Augmented-Reality Gamification H.U.D.

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (atfrico)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:04:47 GMT

ex-girlfriends telling me they were pregnant I lost sleep and a few hairs because of this

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (Afterburner)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:56:33 GMT

^^^HAhahahahahaha

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (zophar)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:33:47 GMT

yellow__fever

April 1st
Step 1: Find empty mayonnaise jar
Step 2: Fill with vanilla pudding
Step 3: Eat ravenously on public transit
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

OR
Step 1: Buy large white onions
Step 2: Cover in candy apple coating
Step 3: Pass out "Candy Apples"
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

That would be hilarious. I'd love to see the look on somebodies face while you stood there destroying a jar of "mayonnaise"

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (HILLGUY)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:11:01 GMT

Salt in the sugar bowl would be the strongest memory for me

Re:Tell us your best April Fools... (yellow__fever)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 08:41:23 GMT

April 1st
Step 1: Find empty mayonnaise jar
Step 2: Fill with vanilla pudding
Step 3: Eat ravenously on public transit
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

OR
Step 1: Buy large white onions
Step 2: Cover in candy apple coating
Step 3: Pass out "Candy Apples"
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

Tell us your best April Fools... (Afterburner)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 08:35:53 GMT

Joke/Prank/Experience/Nighmare/ETC

I will start... While I am to young to remember... My mother "Claims" she held out giving birth to me until 11 hours and 40 moments into April 2nd just so I would not be a April Fools Baby.

And the best prank... Made a pan of brownies of which half was cut up sponges... You could not tell the difference (Once we discovered the perfect sponges and icing and having to soak the brownie mix in the sponges in order for it to look like brownies) Watching folks not only bite them but try and chew them was off the hook!!!